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Ines lived with her family near the wineyards in a very quiet road in a small town.
But inside this quiet garden of theirs, it was not peaceful. Ines didn't feel happy there, so one day, she decided to run away. Out of Germany.
Unfortunately she had not enough money, so she did something she would never thought she would do: She would tramp to England.
As Ines set out for England, she realized there were a few things that she needed to take......
Of course her most important things, for example her most important things, and of course money and passport. And she called some people she knew in England to let them know that she was coming.
..so she ran back for her five-headed fickle fender bender, hairy hippo, joyous Jigster, notorious noodles, laminated lamp shade and, last but not the least .. knowing the English country side, her reptillian rain jacket.
After some thought, Ines packed a back pack with bottled water, a map of the local area, some beef jerky, cheese and a light weight rain slicker. She was also wearing sturdy boots. Deciding that it might not be a bad idea to have a bit of money along, she....
Ines packed all of this up and began walking down the street when she realized...
went to the local bank with a gun. "hand over all your money or I'll shoot!" she cried
Her heart was beating so fast and she could hardly breathe but surprisingly enough it worked!! And as the police wanted to catch her she ...
the bank handed over millions of dollars to her and she ran out the door as fast as she could. She hailed a cab and made her way out of the country....
stole a car and began to drive down the street. only problem was, she couldn't see where she was going ...
shot all of them without hesitation. Only then did she realized the cashier had handed her a bag of toilet paper rolls and newspaper clippings so now she had to come up with desperate measures. She...
she held her stick out the window and began driving slowly until she hit someone with her stick and asked them if the would mind taking over if she paid them...and that is when she met......
When she had stolen that car and realized she could not drive without hurting herself, she ...
...ralph the dog trainer.....
(ok...that didn't make sense with the above post, but it did with the post above that!)
a sighted young girl who wanted to run away herself. So they tried it together. The problem was that the girl was only 16 (driving age in Germany: 18). ...
but she had already learned to drive from one of her older friends...so off they went into the sunset. They drove for about ten minutes and it finnally dawned on them that they had no idea where they were going....
But fortunately Ines had a map and showed it to the other girl. "and also", she said, "we have mouths to speak. We could just ask how to get to ... where do we want to go exactly? Oh yeah, how about Worcester?"
Who do you know in Worchester? I don't want to go to Worchester I want to go to London.
"oh fine then", Ines said, "we drive to Worcester, I go out of the car then and you can go to London. I have friends in Worcester."
so off they drove. Down the road a bit, the sighted girl says," hey a hitchhicker, let's pick him up." They pull over and this guy climbs in the back and says," thanks, I'm really tired of walking, by the way, my name is Dan, but you can call me Harp.".....
"Hi welcome. I see you're from England then? Maybe you can help us finding the way!" Ines said friendly.
So Harp picked up his polka dotted suitcase and his pink elephant stuffed animal and hopped into the car.
Suddenly, as they were on their way, they suddenly saw the police chasing them. And they knew: They were introuble if the police saw that the German young girl drove without a drivers lizense.
Ines told the girl to speed up, which she did. the police turned on their sirens and...
followed them. Suddenly another car speeded up and led the police another way. They were safe - at least for now. But te next danger was already on the way.
It began to rain, and the girl couldn't see out of the windshield any longer. this made Ines and everyone else in the car very nervous.
"watch it!" someone yelled. But too late, the car was already...
crashing against something. But, as they all couldn't see, they did not know what it was. So the girl got out and had a look. Where were they at all?
She saw, to her surprise, a traveling circus. They had nothing better to do, so they went to check it out.
Because they needed a break. And, Ines was secretly hoping to find a safe driver. That girl could drive well, but if the police would catch them, they would be in trouble. So, they looked out for someone.
But as the circus was over, Harp and the girl had vanished.
Now Ines was alone again, and she didn't like that much--she was in a totally unfimiliar area with noone she knew to help her. so she...
stole an elephant from the traveling circus and began her trek to England,
But the streets were loud, noisy and full, so the elephant threw her down and went away quickly. Ines was unconcious for a while, but as she woke up, somebody was with her ...
"greetings young infidel! They call me maddog! I am one who helps lost travelers find their way! So, where are you heading, and how can I help?"
A small voice seems to whisper in Ines' ear "don't follow him, he's evil, danger! danger!" so Ines smiles and thanks Mad Dog for his help, but begins to briskly walk away.But as she's walking she accidentally trips and...
Falls down again. As she wakes up, Maddog is there again. She decides to rebell against that small voice and lets him help her, because she thinks it's better than being alone.
So Mad Dog escorts Ines to his home, not too far away and offers her some food, since it seems she must be hery hungry. Inces accepts and as she's eating she recounts her journey thusfar. Then decided to go for a nice little walk and while walking...
she met the girl and Harp again, hand in hand and in love. As they did not realize her, she ...
quickly turned away and kept walking along with maddog. They came to a corner, and as they turned right, they...
saw a crowd of people who seemed to look at something. As they came nearer they saw ...
that the people, who were standing the closest on the something they all were looking at, looked totally shocked. Ines and Maddog alowly made their way to the front of the crowd so they could finally see ...
what it was
And what they saw was a monkey dress in a fairey costume. Everyone started laughing as the monkey danced around. Now this monkey was a magical monkey. If the monkey liked you he would grant your most secret wish.
"how do I make him like me?" Ines asked.
"you have to dance with him! You have to make as big a fool of yourself as he currently is. I shal leave you here. Goodbye, and good luck."
Ines sighed. She was not good at dancing. But still, she tried her very best and ...
actually she did quite well
The monky really liked her! So she could say her wish: She wanted to go to Worcester.
The monkey grinned, looking sort of mischievious, and then she was just where she wanted to be...